Date a Pornstar

My perfect date:

It could be meeting for Champagne & Cavier in Harrods, teasing you to hell, wandering up to the lingerie department & choosing the most sluttiest, sexiest lingerie, jumping in a cab & heading back to the hotel for a Pornstar Party.

Whats a pornstar party? It wild, crazy SEX SEX SEX! And if you can handle it I’ll invite my naughty girlfriends to join us………sharing is caring baby!

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Its the sort of night that you might end up flying to Las Vegas with me & my hot girlfriend, fucking in the back of a limo, getting strippers (aka me & my girls) dancing & grinding on you, fucking in a hot tub, getting married through a drive through, days rolling into nights, rolling into “Shit!@* what day is it! FUCK!!!! I’ve missed my plane!”

How does that sound for a first date?