Sex toy for men?!

In todays diary of a pornstar:

Hi boys, I’ve been excited as I’ve been nipping across London in our famous black cabs to pick up 2 sex toys sent to me by a sex toy company. One is the LOKI Wave which is described as the ‘come hither vibrating prostate massager’ & the other is the Lelo Lily 2 with apparently a bouquet of red wine & chocolate which to me sounds like a bit of a giggle, first what a mixture of smell, it half reminds me of a ‘red wine unfortunate incident I had a long time ago…cock & white sofa…..we don’t have to go into it, trust me’. So I’m assuming its supposed to be the colour of it.

So I quickly email my contact at Lelo and clarify that the ‘chocolate & red wine’ refers to the worlds first ever ‘chocolate infused sex toy & a ‘plum colour’. Wow incredible, read more about this here

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So I quickly charge up both toys and am quite excited to see the Lelo Wave looks like a snake or a out of control hosepipe as it rapidly moves back and forth. I’ll take a sex toy over a box of chocolates anyday so luckily I now have a ‘chocolate scented’ bullet! So much better than lingerie (which is always hard to get the size right) and much more enjoyment!

Anyway so the LOKI Wave is for guys! Yes meant for men, I know boys we don’t talk about the fact your ‘ex girlfriend on a drunken night accidentally stuck a finger up your ass’ do we. But is meant for men. I’m quite jealous as looking at it, it looks like a female vibrator, has great vibrations and something I’d like to play with myself.

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The only thing is I need a very opened minded guy to actually try this out on! And plus it’ll be so much easier than having to use a strap-on on a guy or a manual dildo! And so much nicer than using a finger which can scratch and damage a guys ass! Plus not to mention my posh manicure! Now I’m sure I know what you are thinking boys, the video makes a lot of you run for the hills as this would be a stretch even for myself, however this sex toy can also be used externally too! Although saying that I have been asked to fist a guys ass before so anything is possible.

However I’d much rather use it on myself as I love to use toys and the great thing is that this sex toy is for both men & women!

 

Lelo also has the ‘Millionaires’ , Sugar Daddies or simply a man who knows the way to a girls heart SEX TOY!

 

A £10k 24 Karat Sex Toy called the Inez! If you are a guy who loves Iced watches or especially adds extra diamonds to your collection then this is the perfect gift for your lady! I’m still waiting for someone generous to gift me one of those 😉

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So being the fact its a Sunday and I’m naked in bed apart from a pair of ankle socks, watching the TV series ‘Suits’ on Netflix & waiting for a horny guy to CALL ME as there is nothing I LOVE better than chatting to a guy about his fantasies or about what he wants to do with me in bed & both of us mastubating together! Plus don’t forget I’m supposed to be reviewing the Lelo Lily 2 SEX Toy! Any excuse for a quick play!

I’d give the Lily 2 Sex Toy a ‘Screaming O’ 10/10 as it made me cum in under 30 seconds! As for the LOKI Wave I’ll be testing that out later!

Well apart from SEX!

 

Date a Pornstar

My perfect date:

It could be meeting for Champagne & Cavier in Harrods, teasing you to hell, wandering up to the lingerie department & choosing the most sluttiest, sexiest lingerie, jumping in a cab & heading back to the hotel for a Pornstar Party.

Whats a pornstar party? It wild, crazy SEX SEX SEX! And if you can handle it I’ll invite my naughty girlfriends to join us………sharing is caring baby!

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Its the sort of night that you might end up flying to Las Vegas with me & my hot girlfriend, fucking in the back of a limo, getting strippers (aka me & my girls) dancing & grinding on you, fucking in a hot tub, getting married through a drive through, days rolling into nights, rolling into “Shit!@* what day is it! FUCK!!!! I’ve missed my plane!”

How does that sound for a first date?