NEW Sex Toys Needed!

This is where I want you as my sex toy!
This is where I want you as my sex toy!

I’m looking for new sex toys……the man kind lol! I want to use you for my sexual pleasure, I may even get my girlfriends over to use and abuse you! Play with your hard erect cock and make you lick my pussy till I cum over and over again! I LOVE using men as a human dildo to fuck me to heaven and back! I’d LOVE to get you to please me, I need to CUM………over and over!

 

What Sex Aid shall I buy my girlfriend?

Dear Rio Lee,

I really love watching a girl play with herself and my girlfriend has told me she can’t come without a sex toy. At first I was a bit insulted as surely she only should want my cock, but then she explained that all the pornstars used them so that turned me on. I offered to make her a mold of my cock……to which she laughed! I’ve seen some really crazy sex toys and have no idea what to buy her now……..can you help?

Mr Lost in a Sex Toy Shop

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Dear Mr Lost in a Sex Toy Shop

Thanks for writing in to me. I love trying new sex toys and have tried most of them as I’m always lured in by a new toy. My most favourite sex toy is the standard £5 bullet as its so handy to keep in my handbag, it takes normal batteries or I can steal them from the tv remote or simply throw it away. I’d love to find a sex toy out there that works better than that!

Make sure you buy one with AA or AAA batteries there is nothing more annoying then buying a vibrator only to find after a night of passion I have to go to the special camera section in boots to replace it, embarrassing too if you are really horny!

Sex toys are always a personal choice but why don’t you buy your girlfriend a couples sex toy, like the wi-vibe (this is a sex toy that inserts into a girls pussy and you fuck her at the same time) so you can play too.

You could also buy a remote control egg sex toy (this is a sex toy gadget which u’ll love to control remotely), or you could get her a rabbit (the most popular sex toy around). There are a big difference between vibrators and dildos. Vibrators are more popular with girls as they are less work and because dildos really do make a girls arm ache!

I stupidly ordered a trio rabbit that has a clit tickler, a pussy rotator & an anal probe. I say stupidly as I was attracted to it as it kinda reminded me of a Star Wars light sabre but it took 4 AA batteries so as I was mastubating it was always a risk of my wrist ended up in a plaster cast as it ached so much with the weight of the batteries. I also find the rabbit is a really frustrating sex toy as the rotation works well but the tickler for the clit is just too soft whilst your pussy is being stimulated.

If she already has a lot of sex toys and you are giving her a special gift and are feeling extra generous then if it was me I’d like a sex toy I could use as an ornament such as one of the ones on here

I also recently tried out the wand by Lelo which is guaranteed for 10years and I broke it in a week! Opps! Luckily they replaced it straight away for me!

You can find a selection of Sex Toys on Love Honey or Ann Summers which are favourite shops of mine.

Love Rio Lee

Dear Rio….floppy & sloppy HELP?

Dear Rio,

I often get anxious when I meet a sexy hot pornstar like yourself and am really worried about if I can maintain my erection or will I pop early. I used to use vigra but I found my cock stayed hard for 4 to 8hrs which wasn’t ideal if I had to go home to see the wife. Do you have any other ideas as I find I can’t always get a hard-on after a few drinks?

Love Floppy Mike

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Dear Floppy Mike,

Thanks for writing in, this is perfectly natural for a lot of men after a few drinks hunny and yes I am a big fan of viagra, kamgra and all of the pornstud aids as I love a good sex marathon! You won’t have an issue if you come and see me as I love to suck cock even a floppy one! However here are my pornstar tips to help with that pornstar erection!

1. Try a cockring, these can be bought here at Love Honey I’ve also randomly made cock rings out of a guys shoe laces, the top of a condom & a hairband (anything to keep it nice and hard). Make sure you place the cock ring around the balls too!

2. Try a delay spray (DON’T OVER SPRAY an ex of mine burnt the end of his cock with too many sprays)

3. Try the delay Durex condoms as they do work

4. Relax, stop and chillout, have a drink and wait a few minutes, the more you stress about it the more it becomes an issue.