Speak to the Microphone!

In todays’ diary of a Pornstar:

Rio Lee has been asked to review the Lelo Smart Wand which is guaranteed for 10 years!

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Ok so I was sent the Lelo Wand to review, which looks like a huge microphone and is £120!!! Fuck me!!! So honestly I broke the first one in a week and then had to embarrassedly go and return it, however it was exchanged immediately!

Its incredible (although extremely large NOT A HANDBAG toy at all!) as it increases in power aka vibrations as it senses your body! No need to press awkward buttons during your climax, I just sat back and relaxed!

WARNING USE WHEN NO ONE IS AT HOME AS YOUR NEIGHBOURS WILL HEAR! 

 

Sex toy for men?!

In todays diary of a pornstar:

Hi boys, I’ve been excited as I’ve been nipping across London in our famous black cabs to pick up 2 sex toys sent to me by a sex toy company. One is the LOKI Wave which is described as the ‘come hither vibrating prostate massager’ & the other is the Lelo Lily 2 with apparently a bouquet of red wine & chocolate which to me sounds like a bit of a giggle, first what a mixture of smell, it half reminds me of a ‘red wine unfortunate incident I had a long time ago…cock & white sofa…..we don’t have to go into it, trust me’. So I’m assuming its supposed to be the colour of it.

So I quickly email my contact at Lelo and clarify that the ‘chocolate & red wine’ refers to the worlds first ever ‘chocolate infused sex toy & a ‘plum colour’. Wow incredible, read more about this here

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So I quickly charge up both toys and am quite excited to see the Lelo Wave looks like a snake or a out of control hosepipe as it rapidly moves back and forth. I’ll take a sex toy over a box of chocolates anyday so luckily I now have a ‘chocolate scented’ bullet! So much better than lingerie (which is always hard to get the size right) and much more enjoyment!

Anyway so the LOKI Wave is for guys! Yes meant for men, I know boys we don’t talk about the fact your ‘ex girlfriend on a drunken night accidentally stuck a finger up your ass’ do we. But is meant for men. I’m quite jealous as looking at it, it looks like a female vibrator, has great vibrations and something I’d like to play with myself.

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The only thing is I need a very opened minded guy to actually try this out on! And plus it’ll be so much easier than having to use a strap-on on a guy or a manual dildo! And so much nicer than using a finger which can scratch and damage a guys ass! Plus not to mention my posh manicure! Now I’m sure I know what you are thinking boys, the video makes a lot of you run for the hills as this would be a stretch even for myself, however this sex toy can also be used externally too! Although saying that I have been asked to fist a guys ass before so anything is possible.

However I’d much rather use it on myself as I love to use toys and the great thing is that this sex toy is for both men & women!

 

Lelo also has the ‘Millionaires’ , Sugar Daddies or simply a man who knows the way to a girls heart SEX TOY!

 

A £10k 24 Karat Sex Toy called the Inez! If you are a guy who loves Iced watches or especially adds extra diamonds to your collection then this is the perfect gift for your lady! I’m still waiting for someone generous to gift me one of those 😉

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So being the fact its a Sunday and I’m naked in bed apart from a pair of ankle socks, watching the TV series ‘Suits’ on Netflix & waiting for a horny guy to CALL ME as there is nothing I LOVE better than chatting to a guy about his fantasies or about what he wants to do with me in bed & both of us mastubating together! Plus don’t forget I’m supposed to be reviewing the Lelo Lily 2 SEX Toy! Any excuse for a quick play!

I’d give the Lily 2 Sex Toy a ‘Screaming O’ 10/10 as it made me cum in under 30 seconds! As for the LOKI Wave I’ll be testing that out later!

Well apart from SEX!

 

What Sex Aid shall I buy my girlfriend?

Dear Rio Lee,

I really love watching a girl play with herself and my girlfriend has told me she can’t come without a sex toy. At first I was a bit insulted as surely she only should want my cock, but then she explained that all the pornstars used them so that turned me on. I offered to make her a mold of my cock……to which she laughed! I’ve seen some really crazy sex toys and have no idea what to buy her now……..can you help?

Mr Lost in a Sex Toy Shop

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Dear Mr Lost in a Sex Toy Shop

Thanks for writing in to me. I love trying new sex toys and have tried most of them as I’m always lured in by a new toy. My most favourite sex toy is the standard £5 bullet as its so handy to keep in my handbag, it takes normal batteries or I can steal them from the tv remote or simply throw it away. I’d love to find a sex toy out there that works better than that!

Make sure you buy one with AA or AAA batteries there is nothing more annoying then buying a vibrator only to find after a night of passion I have to go to the special camera section in boots to replace it, embarrassing too if you are really horny!

Sex toys are always a personal choice but why don’t you buy your girlfriend a couples sex toy, like the wi-vibe (this is a sex toy that inserts into a girls pussy and you fuck her at the same time) so you can play too.

You could also buy a remote control egg sex toy (this is a sex toy gadget which u’ll love to control remotely), or you could get her a rabbit (the most popular sex toy around). There are a big difference between vibrators and dildos. Vibrators are more popular with girls as they are less work and because dildos really do make a girls arm ache!

I stupidly ordered a trio rabbit that has a clit tickler, a pussy rotator & an anal probe. I say stupidly as I was attracted to it as it kinda reminded me of a Star Wars light sabre but it took 4 AA batteries so as I was mastubating it was always a risk of my wrist ended up in a plaster cast as it ached so much with the weight of the batteries. I also find the rabbit is a really frustrating sex toy as the rotation works well but the tickler for the clit is just too soft whilst your pussy is being stimulated.

If she already has a lot of sex toys and you are giving her a special gift and are feeling extra generous then if it was me I’d like a sex toy I could use as an ornament such as one of the ones on here

I also recently tried out the wand by Lelo which is guaranteed for 10years and I broke it in a week! Opps! Luckily they replaced it straight away for me!

You can find a selection of Sex Toys on Love Honey or Ann Summers which are favourite shops of mine.

Love Rio Lee