My perfect date:
It could be meeting for Champagne & Cavier in Harrods, teasing you to hell, wandering up to the lingerie department & choosing the most sluttiest, sexiest lingerie, jumping in a cab & heading back to the hotel for a Pornstar Party.
Whats a pornstar party? It wild, crazy SEX SEX SEX! And if you can handle it I’ll invite my naughty girlfriends to join us………sharing is caring baby!
Its the sort of night that you might end up flying to Las Vegas with me & my hot girlfriend, fucking in the back of a limo, getting strippers (aka me & my girls) dancing & grinding on you, fucking in a hot tub, getting married through a drive through, days rolling into nights, rolling into “Shit!@* what day is it! FUCK!!!! I’ve missed my plane!”
How does that sound for a first date?